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RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 08-24-2015
Granted. People yell at you because they are so bad.
I wish I could go back in time.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 08-24-2015
Granted, but it's always one hundredth of a second.
I wish next person had a user name.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 08-25-2015
Granted. It's rhinotaz. It's always rhinotaz. Now. Forever. Everywhere you look. Rhinotaz.
I wish for a davy crockett!
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 08-25-2015
Granted, the government confiscates it for not reporting the nuclear device.
I wish that my sister wasn't so frustrated from Portal.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Gordon Freeman - 09-01-2015
Granted she is now frustrated with everything else.
I wish I had a can of pop.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-01-2015
Granted. You open it up only to see Nicki Minaj's face.
I wish for a better internet connection.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 09-02-2015
Granted, you can only view the Yahoo! homepage.
I wish that I would feel less lonely.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-02-2015
Granted. All of us come visit you for a surprise party! But then everyone starts slashing each other's throats for some random reason. And then you are alone again. Lonely again... But no, wait! You spot something among the bodies! Movement! Life! Someone is alive! Someone is limping towards you! Oh, joy! You couldn't be more happy! Someone is alive! You won't have to be alone anymore! By the time you stop celebrating, a 7-inch knife is buried hilt-deep in your guts. Your body burns white-hot with pain and you can barely groan your agony as blood gushes up your throat and drips down your chin. You stumble and fall backwards, hitting the floor hard, but by now you don't even register the impact. You groggily look up at your slaughterer. Rhinotaz smiles. A knife hangs limply at his side, almost entirely coated with blood. Your blood. Those cold, expressionless eyes are the last thing you see as you are finally claimed by the sweet embrace of darkness. You wouldn't be alone anymore. You wouldn't be.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Zak6858 - 09-02-2015
(^woah)
Granted, you begin making stories sort of like the one above, until you get bored with them so much that you are bored again, but they were the only thing you knew how to do, so you are forever bored.
I wish I had more chocolate
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-02-2015
Granted!
*walks into bathroom with an empty bowl*
*walks out 10 minutes later with a bowl full of... erm.. chocolate*
Here, eat it up!
I wish for more smilies!