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RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-06-2014
*Fires a boxing glove tipped arrow at the Eighth Arbiter, Knocking him far away from the dirt pile*
*Cleanses Dirt Pile with Fire. Lots and lots of Fire. So much Fire.*
My Ashen Dirt Pile!
RE: King of the Hill - God-Emperor - 04-06-2014
*Lets all the kids play with ashes and dirt.*
My hill.
RE: King of the Hill - Arbiter08 - 04-06-2014
*Kicks GE off the hill*
My Hill!
RE: King of the Hill - God-Emperor - 04-06-2014
*Blocks the kick.*
My hill.
RE: King of the Hill - Arbiter08 - 04-06-2014
*Punches GE*
My Hill!
RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-07-2014
Begin Orbital Bombardment!
*destruction rains from the skies.*
My Hill Surrounded by Smoking Craters!
RE: King of the Hill - Arbiter08 - 04-07-2014
*Glasses everywhere on the planet except for the hill*
You've been outdone
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-07-2014
*A telecommunications device rises from the ground, it turns on and displays the flag of the union of free individuals.*
*A cordial, yet threatening voice issues from the device*
"Hello present owner of The Hill, I feel that at this time you should be aware that there is a proposition in the world assembly for the banning of planetary annihilation. Unfortunately for you, that ban has not yet passed. Look up at the sky, do you see that large round glowing object? Well, That's No Moon, Its a Battle Station. If you will now kindly direct your attention to said space stations super laser, I believe you will find that you Cannot Withstand Firepower of That Magnitude. Now as you can see by the light of said super las-"
*sneaks up behind you and kicks you off the hill.*
I don't need to glass whole Planets when the competition is foolish enough to stand on the objective.
My Hill, on a dead world.
RE: King of the Hill - Arbiter08 - 04-07-2014
*Hides in a shieldworld*
*Fires the Halo Array from the shieldworld*
*Exits shieldworld and climbs on top of hill*
My Hill! On a planet now barren of life...
RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-07-2014
*Flies Space Dreadnaught Bristling With Atomic Missiles towards the dead world*
Activate the Tractor Beam!
* A chain made of farm tractors flies out of the Dreadnought, collects the hill and is pulled back into the dreadnought*
Now to a new, more inhabited world!
*Dreadnought Arrives at Hillworldtopia II, a protected wildlife preserve for endangered hills.*
*drops hill onto endangered (now Extinct) hill species*
*Climbs out of dreadnought*
My Hill! On a lush and fertile new planet!