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RE: King of the Hill - rhinotaz - 01-10-2016
*fills pit with water and swims out*
*hugs Pronoun into unconsciousness*
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - Pronoun - 01-10-2016
*army of construction equipment scoops up rhinotaz and moves him to the Sahara*
*construction workers pries out Pronoun*
*Pronoun is carried back to hill*
*Pronoun regains consciousness*
*hill is moved onto concrete platform*
*concrete platform is raised by countless balloons*
*some balloons cut loose so hill is level in the air*
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - The Solar System Scope - 01-10-2016
You know this hill never left the starship, right? Anyway.
*beams hill to ship*
*my reaction*
RE: King of the Hill - Pronoun - 01-10-2016
Oh... so that's the trololo thing!?
Also, can't I just be a tad illogical sometimes?
*watches TSSC pacing around singing with weird facial expression*
This is a very strange starship. Where else would you find an orangish backdrop for a guy walking back and forth?
If you beamed as well: *continues standing on hill*
My hill!
If you didn't beam me as well: *calls in army of construction equipment*
*makes new hill*
*places "real hill" sign*
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - rhinotaz - 01-11-2016
*uses taz poweahs to merge both hills and put them on Mars*
*blowguns everyone*
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - Pronoun - 01-11-2016
Blowgun - a primitive weapon consisting of a long tube through which an arrow or dart is propelled by force of the breath
That's all? And "everyone" includes yourself.
*fires muskets at any competitors for hill*
See? I'm better than you!
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - rhinotaz - 01-11-2016
I'll have you know blowguns are very good tools for getting people and animals unconscious without any noise and without extensive damage to the target, and is also incredibly cheap to produce and maintain, being also very reliable.
Much simpler than the musket you are using, which fails in all of the aspects I mentioned. It also helps that I have extensive experience with it. :v
*stops musket ball with kevlar vest*
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - Pronoun - 01-12-2016
I'm grosser than you!
*spits on everybody, aiming for eyes or mouth*
*loads spitgun*
*fires spitgun*
*loads spitgun*
*fires spitgun*
(and so on)
My hill
RE: King of the Hill - rhinotaz - 01-12-2016
*drinks the SPIT (South Pacific Iced Tea)*
Thanks!
My hill!
RE: King of the Hill - Pronoun - 01-13-2016
Hey, I'm still here!
*takes empty bottle, turns it into stink bomb, backs away, and throws it at rhinotaz*
*climbs back to top of hill with gas mask*
My hill!