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RE: King of the Hill - Ryccia - 07-12-2017

Executes Roavin by using a never-resurrect-poison. Offers Drall the office of "Imperial Spectator"

The Empire stays for one thousand millenia.


RE: King of the Hill - Ausstan - 07-12-2017

After one thousand years of waiting, Ausstan uses his charming good looks to seduce the women of the Hill, who, after some persuasion, go on a rampage throughout the city. This diversion gives Ausstan the chance to, with his giant army of marshmallow giants, to storm the castle in which Ryccia had hidden from all of his enemies. The remaining survivors of the hill attempt to flee, but Ausstan's fidget spinner army from a few posts back, is back, and swiftly remove their heads.

Also, they give Ryccia a fate worse than death. Not being spectated by Drall.

UNSPECTATED!!!


RE: King of the Hill - Ryccia - 07-12-2017

*Returns, and deposes Ausstan by executing him by firing squad*

I am the Emperor.


RE: King of the Hill - Pronoun - 08-13-2017

I crawl from the grave of disinterest. Nobody missed me, since I didn't do much. So nobody notices me now.

I. Am. King.


RE: King of the Hill - Ryccia - 08-13-2017

No. I am the Emperor.


RE: King of the Hill - Gordon Freeman - 08-14-2017

Emperors? Kings? Bah!

Sillyism presidents like my self are the only way forward!

The Sillyism revolution has started!


RE: King of the Hill - Ryccia - 08-14-2017

The only revolution allowed is that of which the Emperor approves of.

Your violent style of it is not permitted.


RE: King of the Hill - Gordon Freeman - 08-14-2017

The only violent here is this pie that is going into your face!

For sillyism!


RE: King of the Hill - Ryccia - 08-14-2017

*Decapitates Gordon Freeman*

Only I have the Mandate of Heaven

Also, Pronoun can be an Imperial Councillor in my Imperial Council


RE: King of the Hill - Gordon Freeman - 08-15-2017

*boops Ryccia*

You know I have cartoon powers right?