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RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-21-2018

*destroys the fort of mud and restores the hill to its natural state*

MY HILL!


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-24-2018

*knocks you with a baseball bat and tosses you off the hill*
You shall never beat the new ruler of this hill!


RE: King of the Hill - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-24-2018

*knocks you with an ICBM*

I am the true ruler of the hill!

*makes crown out of grass*


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-24-2018

*hits you with a MOAB*
I may have probably destroyed most of the hill but...
It's mine!


RE: King of the Hill - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-25-2018

*hits you with BFR*

No, not anymore!

*immolates your corpse for good measure*

IT'S MINE!


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-25-2018

*comes back as a ghost*
*uses paranormal powers to make you fall off*
EVEN IF I'M DEAD BUB!


RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-25-2018

*regains consciousness, and pulls out the ghostbusting equipment* ahem... *exorcises the ghost and reclaims the hill* this is my hill.


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-25-2018

*possesses my dead body*
*blasts you with zombie juice or something*
Braaaains - erm...my hill!


RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-25-2018

*Pulls out muh trusty shotgun* Normally this is reserved for Grif as a callback to red vs blue but... I'll make this an exception. Midand, meet Boomstick, boomstick meet Midand. *Shoots Midand with the shotgun.* My Hill.


RE: King of the Hill - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-25-2018

*fires comet into Boomstick*

MY Hill.

*breaks the Boomstick*