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RE: King of the Hill - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-27-2018

*removes one panel from the dome*

This clearly has some downsides.

*drops chlorine gas into the dome*

*covers entire dome with dirt*

MY DOM- i mean HILL!


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-27-2018

*Alternate Timeline Midand (ATM) arrives again*
I have traveled so far into the future I have found unimaginable tech!
*blasts you with a mini vortex gun and you are sucked into another dimension*
*creates invisible force field around the dom - hill*
MINE.


RE: King of the Hill - Dillguy9 - 08-27-2018

Learns one line of magic and turns ATM into an ATM. Withdraws a lot of money to bribe the other people and legally buys the hill.

I can actually say, 'my hill.' If you want it, buy it, but I'm not selling for money.


RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-27-2018

Not quite, see when you turned Midand into an atm you didn’t actually withdraw real money. What you actually printed out was counterfeits, really realistic ones at that...
*Calls the IRS who promptly repossesses and sells your assets, Frost then buys the hill from them and calls it a day*

Mine!


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-27-2018

*ATM-ATM waddles over and starts shooting so much money bills at you that you fall off the hill*
*it's screen reads "MY HILL"*


RE: King of the Hill - Dillguy9 - 08-28-2018

Sells state secrets to the Russians to become free again. 
What now? Well...
Grabs some bills and shoves them in @Imperial Frost Federation 's pocket and calls the IRS.
Well have fun in my cell.
Kicks ATM-ATM off the hill and takes his place on the luscious hill and says screw it.
I propose a Council of the Hill. No back-stabbing, just a council of the most powerful king of the hills. Eh?
Grabs a gun, just in case.


RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-28-2018

*Is acquitted after finding the authorities find forensic evidence convicting Dill instead. The authorities arrest both Dill and ATM-ATM leaving Frost to rule the hill in peace.*


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-28-2018

*Alternate Alternate Timeline Midand (AATM) materializes with power armor and a very large vortex gun*
*blasts Frost into another dimension*
*sits on the throne*
Still my hill everyone...


RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-28-2018

*Rematerializes on the hill shortly afterwards and boots Midand off the hill.*
Hello, I am Frost.... The king of the hill...


RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-28-2018

Wha...wha...you were in another dimension!
How did you make it back?!
*blasts you to a dimension where the sun don't shine*
*sits*
My hill though.