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RE: King of the Hill - Qwert - 10-09-2014

*Pours soap all over the hill to make everbody else slide far away by the accumulated momentum generated by a downward acceleration due to Earth's mass*

My (slippery clean and odour free) hill!


RE: King of the Hill - God-Emperor - 10-09-2014

*Uses the natural lye that filters down the hill after the rendered fat from the human sacrifices hits the river banks*

My hill.


RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 10-09-2014

*Dumps concentrated bleach on the lye, causing a massive explosion from the reaction between the acid and the bleach*

My explosion blasted crater!


RE: King of the Hill - The Solar System Scope - 10-10-2014

*Pours water in the crater and then drops 5 000 metric tons of Lithium, 2 000 tons of Sodium, 1 000 tons of Potassium, 500 tons of Rubidium, 200 tons of Cesium, and 100 tons of Francium into the water*

Have fun.


RE: King of the Hill - Qwert - 10-13-2014

*Goes back in time. Makes the ancient Egyptians build a hill pyramid. Gets recognition by the UNESCO.*

My (world heritage) hill.


RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 10-13-2014

*Goes Back in time, sneaks into the UNESCO offices, and alters the records of ownership of the hill*

My World Heritage Hill!


RE: King of the Hill - The Solar System Scope - 10-14-2014

*Blows up UNESCO and replaces it with TSSSESCO*
My hill.


RE: King of the Hill - Qwert - 10-14-2014

*Gets TSSS arrested for terrorism*

My (terrorist free) hill!


RE: King of the Hill - The Union of Free Individuals - 10-15-2014

*Starts a rebellion against the tyrannical reign of Qwert*

*Holds court with Lord Mob and Lady Guillotine*

My (Revolution Glorifying) Hill!


RE: King of the Hill - The Solar System Scope - 10-16-2014

*spawns billions of Creepers*

My (partially blown up) hill!