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RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Farengeto - 04-09-2014
*Hangar C's door opens and its hangar guns stop pointing at the incoming shuttle, followed by a brief security scan*
*AI voice*
Welcome aboard, Arbiter. Defense grid is accepting your genetic signature.
*hangar door slams behind the shuttle*
Environmental conditions stable. You may now leave your transport. Welcome to Cordosars Station.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-09-2014
Unfortunately for you, you have forgotten to take into account the structural integrity and anti gravity fields, (the very same fields that allow it travel at all)! Your tiny space station will be splattered against the moon like an insect against a windshield! The time for lenience and conversation has past, now is the time for massive moon ramming!
*the moon seemingly rams into the space station, unfortunately an inconvenient lens flare disrupts your view at the last minute, leaving the stations true fate unrevealed*
Curse you J. J. Abrams!
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Arbiter08 - 04-09-2014
*Opens outer airlock door and steps outside*
Nice space station you've got here. How do I get to the area where I watch the invaders get blown up?
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-09-2014
Aaaah! They survived! how is this possible? I threw the largest projectile ever at them! there must be some other way! quickly to the doomsday-device-maker-tron-board!
*time passes, mad science is performed*
I have it! we'll beam over a tribble! then that tribble will have more tribbles, and those tribbles will have more tribbles, until eventually theres so many tribbles that they eat the entire food supply and they will have no choice but to surrender or starve!
*Plan commences, a tribble is beamed onto your station*
*the tribble coos*
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Arbiter08 - 04-09-2014
Hey! My lunch is here!
*Picks up tribble and starts to devour it savagely*
You've got good service here Farengeto.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Farengeto - 04-09-2014
*activates biometric targeting systems, causing all weapons to target and destroy all tribbles*
I also have SCIENCE!
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-10-2014
BUT MY SCIENCE IS MADDER!
Begin Tribble defense shield deployment!
Activate the automatic Tribble Rematerialization Engine!
Send in the Assimilated Tribbles!
Fire the Tribblepedoes!
Activate Tribble wall clock!
*the swarm of insane and ridiculous adorable critters advances through the hail of withering plasma fire*
Rise my adorable creations! Rise and devour all!
*Arbiters lunch is now in mortal danger*
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Farengeto - 04-10-2014
*re-arms biometric targeting and powers up external bio-beams in addition to primary guns*
*tribbles begin being annihilated in a storm of plasma and lasers, both inside and outside the station*
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Kris Kringle - 04-10-2014
I know the bet was that the loser would buy drinks, but I want to do something different. Farengeto, everything Rebs and Arbiter want for the rest of the month is on me.
I still expect my free drinks though.
RE: Lampshade Bar and Grill - Farengeto - 04-10-2014
*sets up fancy equipment involving industrial replicators and quantum mechanics*
I have a feeling I'll need more beer then.