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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Darkstrait - 01-08-2015
(YAY!)
*ahem*
(prepares to recite speech that has been planned for some time)
Granted, BUT the gold is the synthetic radioisotope Au-198, which, after a week, a) releases enough radiation to kill you several times over, and b) decays into Hg-198, or stable mercury. This means that although it won't kill you with radiation, it will slowly evaporate into toxic mercury vapor, which will insidiously poison your mind. YAY!
I wish that this moment of geeky pride would last forever.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Feirmont - 01-08-2015
Granted. And it was so well thought out your wish won't be corrupted.
I wish there was an amazing Steam Sale right now.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 01-09-2015
Granted, but you already own all what's on sale.
I wish I had a larger bed.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Feirmont - 01-09-2015
Granted, but your bed only seems larger because you're now 200% smaller.
I wish it wasn't raining outside.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 01-09-2015
Granted, but it never does again.
I wish I had a large breakfast buffet tomorrow.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Darkstrait - 01-09-2015
Granted, but you get food poisoning.
I wish that I could enjoy my birthday without any distractions.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Feirmont - 01-09-2015
Granted, but you spend it alone. (Happy Birthday!)
I wish I can take a nap.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Tomb - 01-09-2015
Granted, but you don't wake up from it (Good night)
I wish that I didn't have so many essays due.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Feirmont - 01-09-2015
Granted, they all become spoken projects.
I wish I knew how to cook better.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Sam111 - 01-09-2015
Granted but your food still tastes like ****.
I wish I could have a cake right now.