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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-07-2014

Granted,but you are feeling selfless and decide to inject me with it before I die.

I wish for an immunity to all poisons.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-07-2014

Granted, but the needle they inject you with to grant you poison immunity contains every blood born pathogen, ever, in the history of time.

I wish for a fine top hat and a clockwork gargoyle.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-07-2014

Granted, but the top hat is so fine that it gets stolen a day after you get it, and the clockwork gargoyle is the one that stole it.

I wish for an immunity to all pathogens, lf all kinds, ever.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-07-2014

Granted, an anvil falls from the sky, crushing your bones into powder, and shoving you into the earth, where you suffocate. The anvil serves as your tombstone.

I wish for the power to revive the bone-crushed and powderized victims of suffocation.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Rebeltopia - 04-07-2014

Granted, But they ask die again 30 seconds after...

I wish it weren't raining...


RE: Corrupt a Wish - LadyElysium - 04-07-2014

Granted, but it doesn't rain again for a decade.

I wish I had more money

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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-07-2014

Granted, but all the money you have is monopoly money.

I wish that my clone would come, dig me up, and revive me.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-08-2014

Granted, but you kill your clone then.

I wish I could sleep earlier this week.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-08-2014

granted, but you have to get up earlier too.

Adorable Creature Murdered by Kris's Wishes count:200

I wish spring break was longer.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-08-2014

Granted, but summer is shorter.

I wish I had a bottomless tin of Carmex.