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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Darkstrait - 07-19-2015

Granted, but your cat pees on it and it stops working.

I wish for a laboratory.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 07-19-2015

(07-19-2015, 10:30 AM)Darkstrait Wrote: Granted, but your cat pees on it and it stops working.

I don't have a cat. I never had. ಠ_ಠ

Granted, it is a laboratory filled with corpses that stink and dangerous poisonous gases and liquids and solids.

I wish for a free service for my dad's SAAB so it becomes just like new.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Darkstrait - 07-19-2015

Granted, but it crashes the next day.

I wish for a non-corpse laboratory.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 07-19-2015

Granted, but it blows up within 42 minutes.

I wish for a Polandball comic including TSP nations.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 07-19-2015

Granted. Thrift Saving Plan nations are not very funny though.

I wish for a more mobile-friendly forum.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 07-19-2015

Granted, but it requires a Facebook account.

I wish I had a living trilobite.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 07-20-2015

Granted, you're not living, though.

I wish for a vexillology book.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 07-20-2015

Granted. It only talks about the USA flag.

I wish I never felt tired.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 07-20-2015

Granted, you feel like a tire.

I wish that I could have money whenever I needed.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 07-20-2015

Granted. You use and abuse this wish by creating faux situations where you "need" the money. You quickly become a billionaire, and within a few months you start to grow bored and lonely. You start doing extreme sports in an effort to distract yourself from all of it. Yout parachute fails to open a week later while base jumping.

I wish for hugs.