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RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 08-07-2015

HNNG! Must... Not... Make... Dirty joke!

Granted, both of your hands are to be amputated.

I wish for chocolate cookies!


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 08-07-2015

Granted, in Soviet Russia, they eat you.

I wish I could imitate any person's accent.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 08-07-2015

Granted, but every time you do it you get slapped in the face.

I wish life was easier.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 08-07-2015

Granted, you accomplish anything you want in your whole life in 10 minutes, leaving you in absolute boredom.

I wish for world piece of cake.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Rebeltopia - 08-08-2015

Granted, But it tastes like dirt.

I wish that weekends were longer and workweek were shorter.

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RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 08-08-2015

Granted, workweeks are eliminated and now you get to work on weekends.

I wish that glasses never got dirty.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 08-08-2015

Granted, get sanded instead.

I wish for telekinesis.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 08-08-2015

Granted, you can use it on objects lighter than 50 g.

I wish I could browse the Internet with my mind.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 08-08-2015

Granted, but the sheer amount of popups and annoying ads leaves you in a perpetual catatonic state.

I wish for a pet bat.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Zak6858 - 08-09-2015

Granted, but then it bites you and then you turn into a vampire, where you accidentally walk into the sun and crumble to dust.
I wish my bedroom was interesting.