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RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-09-2015

Granted. You become The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

I wish for a stock of magic healing potions.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Imkihca - 09-10-2015

Granted but they're all passed their expiration date and therefore useless!

I wish your last corruption hadn't made me gigglesnort like an amused pig in public. .-.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-10-2015

Granted. All other corruptions force you to gigglesnort like an amused pig on stage with thousands of attentive spectators.

I wish Spotify would stop glitching my computer. ;-;


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 09-10-2015

Granted, everything else glitches your computer. [Image: yao_ming_meme_by_lecatinga-d4kpe13.jpg]

I wish that I could be liked more.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-10-2015

Granted. People like you so much they kidnap you and lock you up in a secret love dungeon.

I wish for cookie-favored cookies.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 09-11-2015

Granted, cookies favor cookies and conspire against you.

I wish that I could anschluß somebody.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-11-2015

Granted. 'Murica and USSR appear out of nowhere and start tearing you apart.

I wish I had noticed that typo earlier.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 09-12-2015

Granted, but you cannot change any typo anyway.

I wish that I could be in a scene where everybody bobs their heads in unison.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 09-12-2015

Granted. You bob your head so furiously that you snap your brain stem and die.

I wish I had the willpower to get out of bed right now.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 09-13-2015

Granted, you raise yourself up from bed to realize your house gets demolished by a big yellow bulldozer.

I wish that Ads were banned.