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RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-09-2015

Granted. You get bars made of monkey.

I wish for Jaguar repellant.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Hammerstar - 10-09-2015

Granted, but it turns every organic species against you

I wish for Magikarp!


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-09-2015

Granted. It's dead and on fire.


I wish for even moar cookies.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Hammerstar - 10-11-2015

Granted, they are made of your worst nightmare. Oh and a pack of jaguars maul you for it

I wish for the next person to post to have a hot date.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-11-2015

Granted. The date is inside an active volcano. Burnt to death within seconds.

I wish for more time.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-16-2015

Granted, you spend it all staring at a clock.

I wish the next person to live long and prosper.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-16-2015

Granted. He lives too long and snaps like a rubber band.

I wish I had a tank.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-17-2015

Granted, the water tank contains a furious army of vicious piranhas.

I wish I had a space station including instant transportation to and fro.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-17-2015

Granted. There is nothing for it to orbit around and it is sent into the depths of open space, where you eventually die due to the lack of resources.

I wish for scrambled eggs.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-17-2015

Granted, you're eyeballs are the scrambled eggs. Enjoy your meal!

I wish I could speak fluent Polish.