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RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-14-2014

Granted, but its chocolate cream pie. With extra cream. And extra pie. Even worse, when you go to cut into it, you discover that your (now Arbiters) bunny was stuffed inside, and died a horrible, gruesome, agonizing death.

Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wishes: 2601 (including that one bunny)

I wish I wasn't so good at corrupting wish's.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-14-2014

(04-13-2014, 10:03 PM)Kris Kringle Wrote: Granted, but it will bite other people's heads off.

I'm fine with that Tounge


(04-14-2014, 01:30 AM)The Union of Free Individuals Wrote: Granted, but its chocolate cream pie. With extra cream. And extra pie. Even worse, when you go to cut into it, you discover that your (now Arbiters) bunny was stuffed inside, and died a horrible, gruesome, agonizing death.

Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wishes: 2601 (including that one bunny)

I wish I wasn't so good at corrupting wish's.

Granted, but no more adorable creatures die when Kris wishes.

I wish that I could watch the Walking Dead.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-14-2014

Granted, but you get mugged just before it gets good, the last thing you see before your beaten into unconsciousness is your favorite character being swarmed by the undead and then being set on fire and pushed off of a sky scraper and falling to certain death.

I wish that every time Kris Wish's, as an unintended side effect 111 small animals die horribly.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-14-2014

Granted, but twice as many animals are born.

I wish my wishes stopped having horrible consequences.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-14-2014

Granted, but you forget how to wish.

I wish my favorite character lives (and not as a zombie Tounge) till the end of the show.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - CrimsonTideFan - 04-14-2014

Granted, but the show is immediately cancelled afterward
I wished I had not missed the elections.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-14-2014

Granted, but you wouldn't have won anyways.

I wish that Crimson would turn Maroon.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Gordon Freeman - 04-14-2014

Granted, but then you explode.

I wish for a bunny plushy. :3


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-14-2014

Granted, but then it explodes anticlimactically. Then it pull itself together from the ashes and comes to life, and now seeks bloody revenge on the living.

Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wishes:2712

I wish for a sandwich, that I can eat, thats a flavor i like, that isn't poisoned, or rotten, or disseased, or stolen from me immediately after I get it.


Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-15-2014

Granted, but you'll stop wanting a sandwich as soon as you get it.

I wish Hank had taken Walt to court.