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RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-31-2015

Granted. You listen to so many relatively happy things that they start to become sad by comparison.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-31-2015

Granted, you corrupt your own out of despair.

I wish that I could stop time at will.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-31-2015

Granted. You can't unpause time, though. So when you stop it, it will be stopped forever, yourself included.

I wish I could fly.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-31-2015

Granted, you cannot stop the flying, though.

I wish I could post faster.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-31-2015

Granted. You post so fast that you are ironically banned for spamming in the HoS. You also break you fingers, but that's something else.

I wish I could generate a wifi signal for myself.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-31-2015

Granted, it only lets you access links with the word "rhino" in them.

I wish I never had homework without affecting school.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-31-2015

Granted. You later discover that all of your not done homework is waiting for you at university.

I wish for cake. (For the fourth time!)


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-31-2015

Granted, you're in Soviet Russia. You get the rest.
I wish for a view on my brain Inside Out-style.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 10-31-2015

Granted. You get a hemispherectomisy and your brain forcefully squished inside-out for you to see.

I wish for a new MIDI keyboard.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 11-01-2015

Granted, you don't know how to play the piano and you cannot learn.

I wish that I could stop making mistakes.