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RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 01-16-2016

Granted. You step on a mine.

I wish for a better salary.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Melfi - 01-17-2016

Granted but people despise you due to your wealth. :(.

I wish for hugs


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 01-17-2016

Granted. They have the force of a thousand suns behind them and squish your organs up and out of your orifices.

I wish for people to be more careful.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 01-17-2016

Granted, they are forever immobilized to not step on an amoeba.

I wish school didn't take up so much time.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 01-17-2016

Granted. You are of sendings to Gulag. Enjoy forced labor in the cold and hunger.

I wish for a segway.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 01-17-2016

Granted, it is made out of Subway sandwiches taped together.

I wish that I could control any kind of energy and mass.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 01-17-2016

Granted, but only in a radius of 1 milimeter around the tip of your left big toe.

I wish for a pet friendly velociraptor.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Serres Republic - 01-19-2016

Granted, after 5 years of bonding and friendship a giant mutant dinosaur shows up and eats it in front of you, and then eats you.

I wish for a beautiful narration voice.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 01-20-2016

Granted. You sound like Morgan Freeman, but as you don't know how to control your godly voice, you kill yourself by lowly saying the word "duck" over and over.

I wish for a pizza.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Melfi - 01-21-2016

Granted but it's your least favourite flavour.

I wish for rainbows.