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RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-15-2014
Granted, but the legal battle destroys both of their lives and careers. On the plus side their lawyers become obscenely wealthy!
Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wishes:2823
I wish for a club.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-15-2014
Granted but it's filled with mud.
I wish for a bus.
Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-15-2014
Granted, but you give it to me.
I wish we RPed a TSP version of Breaking Bad.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-15-2014
Granted, but you get to be a random citizen that dies in a firefight.
I wish for a brick.
Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-15-2014
Granted, but it disappears.
I wish I has a platypus.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-16-2014
Granted, you live a long and prosperous life as a platypus, you gain a family, always eat well, and always have the perfect shelter available for you. Because you are trapped in a zoo, deprived freedom, forever locked away for the amusement of uncaring creatures that to you might as well be gods, forever removed from the call of the wild, the call to be free, to run along the riverbanks and through the forest, the call to hunt and to love and to live. Finally as you lay dying, at a ripe old age you look back on your life and see the pointlessness of it all, the free food, the family you had no other option but to have, the home that was made for you, all of it empty of meaning, no purpose in life but to live, always deprived of free will, and choice, and self determination. With your last breath you curse the zookeepers, the monsters who took away your freedom. But your curse goes unheard by your children, all of which gathered to see your final moments, and they do not see the horror that has been wrought on your soul, they still enjoy the niceties that the man-beasts have given them, and they no longer hear the call of the wild, they become complacent, and when they die it is not with a curse on their lips, but thanks, thanks to the men who stole their freedom.
Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wish's: 2934
I wish that my NEXT wish is corrupted as elaborately as Kris's has been.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-16-2014
Granted, but it is corrupted so elaborately you do not understand it.
I wish that Kris lost.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-16-2014
Granted, but Rebeltopia goes even more insane, and abuses his Delegatory powers to ban everyone from the region.
I wish that the church of cake collapsed and the Ice-creamists Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts ushered in a new era of peace and prosperity for all.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-16-2014
Granted, but there is a catch. The Ice-creamists Movement for Peacful Unification of Desserts ushers in an age of peace and prosperity, under the hand of a malevolent dictator. The Church of Cake is replaced with the Holy Order of the Cake Crusaders, which end the rule of the Ice-creamists and their dictator. Ice Cream is then regarded as an unholy food, and is prejudiced against harsher then pie was. All Pie Cultists join the Holy Order of the Cake Crusaders, and double it in strength.
I wish we didn't have to type out these long corruptions.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-16-2014
Granted.
I wish for a eight legged pony.