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RE: Corrupt a Wish - RandomGuy199 - 02-09-2016
Granted, but you notice how useless that knowledge is.
I wish I had two tons of gold.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 02-10-2016
Granted. It's on top of you.
I wish for a goldfish.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 02-10-2016
Granted, but it doesn't like you and moves back to the sea.
I wish I hadn't hurt my finger.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Pronoun - 02-11-2016
Granted, but you hurt a more vital body part.
(Wait, you hurt your finger?)
I wish I had something to wish for.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 02-11-2016
(I tripped on the stairs, and supported myself on my hand, meaning I slightly crushed my finger. No actual harm, but it does hurt.
)Granted, but your wish isn't granted.
I wish I met the US President.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 02-11-2016
Granted. It's Trump.
I wish I met Putin.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 02-11-2016
Granted, it's because he has you arrested.
I wish I was guaranteed a fun, high-paying job with good hours and vacation times.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 02-11-2016
Granted, it involves getting clawed on and accidentally mauled by touchy tigers.
I wish for a mech. :3
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 02-12-2016
Granted, but you get mugged by Phoebe Buffay.
I wish Larry the Lampshade became our emperor.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - rhinotaz - 02-12-2016
Granted, but he's actually Bob the evil Edahspmal in disguise.
I wish for lemon pie.