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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-16-2014

Granted, but it is so radioactive that you can't ride it.

I wish for things.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-16-2014

Granted, but its an army of The Thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_%281982_film%29

I wish you good luck surviving the ensuing monster apocalypse.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-17-2014

Granted

I wish for a Thing killer


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-17-2014

Granted, but it's a second Thing.

I wish I didn't have so many tests next week.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-18-2014

Granted, however the remaining class time is all poorly done presentations.

Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wish's: 3045

I wish to sacrifice temporary security for permanent freedom.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-18-2014

Granted, but you get permanent freedom to choose how you die in a minute.

I wish for a pet wolf


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-18-2014

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish you weren't a stork.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-18-2014

Granted, but I am a wolf, and I eat you Tounge

I wish to be human once more.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-18-2014

Granted, but you can't post in the Hall of Spam.

I wish something interesting happened.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-18-2014

WISH DENIED. UNDER SECTION 91453-B OF THE ALPHA COMPLEX REGULATIONS MANIFEST YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE COMPUTER FOR TERMINATION. THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND. THE COMPUTER WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY. FAILURE TO BE HAPPY IS TREASON. TREASON IS PUNISHABLE BY SUMMARY EXECUTION. HAVE A NICE DAYCYCLE.

ANIMAL UNITS TERMINATED BY KRIS UNITS TREASONS:3267

I WISH FOR A RENEWED STATE OF PARANOIA.