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RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-03-2019

Granted, but each wish can only be used for small, trivial things, and will take a little part of your soul until all you are is a souless, empty shell of a sentient owl.

I wish it would be cold forever wherever I am.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TheBig0tt0 - 11-04-2019

Granted, but it's always -60°C

I wish for stuff


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Sasha - 11-07-2019

(11-03-2019, 08:15 PM)Divine Owl Wrote: Granted, but sugar equates for 95% of the tea. And who genuinely likes bitter orange marmalade?

I wish for infinite wishes.

Unless the tea is Arabic it shouldn't have any sugar... and I love really bitter orange marmalade Tear

Anyway, your wish is granted... but the infinite number of genies around you quickly turns into a black hole, swallowing and killing you.

And I wish for several dozen crates of tonic water that's more bitter and less sugary than Schweppes ' dry one!


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TheBig0tt0 - 11-11-2019

Granted, but you don't like bitter stuff anymore

I wish for unlimited spam


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Divine Owl - 11-11-2019

Granted, but lag destroys your device.

I wish for world peace.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-11-2019

granted, humanity is now extinct.

i wish for unlimited fire


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Divine Owl - 11-12-2019

Granted, but the entire world erupts into flames, killing everyone.

I wish for nothing.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TheBig0tt0 - 11-12-2019

Granted, but that is also my wish


RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-12-2019

i like my wishs ending

your wish is granted, but owls wish has become everyones wish and nothing is granted.


i wish i could stab my table with a rusty spoon


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TheBig0tt0 - 11-13-2019

Granted, but your table's family takes revenge on you and harvests your liver with a rusty saw

I wish for an original wish