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RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-13-2019

granted, but your original wish causes worl wide destruction

i wish for more guitars


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TheBig0tt0 - 11-14-2019

Yay

Granted, but they all fall on your head

I wish for a nuclear apocalypse


RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-14-2019

granted, but the genie misheard "new, clear appleskin" and now all appleskins worldwide are new and clear.

i wish for someone to t pose me into submission


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TheBig0tt0 - 11-15-2019

Granted, but you become their slave for 10 years before you finally die

I wish for ice cream


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Divine Owl - 11-19-2019

Granted, but all of it is a flavour you dislike.

I wish for a wish that wishes I wish some other wish, because this wish is terrible.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 11-24-2019

(11-19-2019, 08:28 AM)Divine Owl Wrote: Granted, but all of it is a flavour you dislike.

I wish for a wish that wishes I wish some other wish, because this wish is terrible.

Granted. You create a paradox that destroys the laws of time and space.

I wish to be a Raider delegate with the popular support of the people and the mods


RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-24-2019

Granted, but you're the raider delegate of the Wolf Clan.

I wish that cats ruled the world


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 11-24-2019

(11-24-2019, 06:55 AM)phoenixofthesun14 Wrote: Granted, but you're the raider delegate of the Wolf Clan.

I wish that cats ruled the world

Granted. They hate you

I wish Team Trees surpassed their goal before 2020 AD


RE: Corrupt a Wish - phoenixofthesun14 - 11-24-2019

Granted, but by 2025 the world is overrun by sentient trees that wipe out humanity as vengeance for global warming

I wish I could stop being so edgy all the time


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 11-25-2019

(11-24-2019, 08:39 PM)phoenixofthesun14 Wrote: Granted, but by 2025 the world is overrun by sentient trees that wipe out humanity as vengeance for global warming

I wish I could stop being so edgy all the time

I am okay with that

Granted, you become so blunt with your words that nobody likes you. RIP

I wish that I had a quantum supercomputer with a 0% fail rate and a 0% breakdown rate i.e. 100% safe. I own it completely without any loans, and it cannot be stolen.