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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-22-2014
Granted, but the Neo-Cakeists take over and eliminate all Pie Cultists.
I wish for the Cake Crusades to begin!
RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-22-2014
Granted, but ya die in it.
I wanna sleep forever.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-23-2014
Granted, but you never dream, and you never wake, and you never die, over time geological processes pull your body under the earth, and the strange magicks below mutate your body into an unimaginable form, and you rest forever in the silent city beneath the waves. Over times legends of you reemerge and cultists try in vain to wake, only to have their souls devoured by your unnatural form, while you are trapped forever in an unconscious oblivion.
I wish for another Katana.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-23-2014
Granted, but it's a broken one that can't be fixed.
I wish for a telescope.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-23-2014
Granted, but it's a broken one that can't be fixed.
And you drop it on your toe leading to months of painful botched operations before finally having your foot amputated.
I wish for a sword made of Pure Energy.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-23-2014
Granted, but I steal it :3
I wish UFI didn't hunt me down for his sword.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-23-2014
Granted, my sword hunts you down for me.
I wish for a suit of power armor.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Griffindor - 04-23-2014
Granted, but the armor is from the kingdom of unicorn land, and only protects from "pretty" attacks.
I wish that I could be elected to an office position in TSP by the end of the year.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-23-2014
Granted, in fact, a new position is made for you. You are elected as TSPs Official Janitor For Life.
I wish all attacks were "pretty" attacks.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-24-2014
Granted, but your armor now only protects from "ugly" attacks.
I wish to be James Bond