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RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-24-2014
Granted, but you're George Lazenby.
I wish there were cigarettes that wouldn't give me cancer.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-24-2014
Granted, but they give you Ultra-Bronchitus.
I wish for a cure to all diseases, illnesses, sicknesses, aging, and hunger.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-24-2014
Granted, but that cure is death.
I wish batteries never died.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-24-2014
Granted, but they never live either (they have no juice)
I wish for the ability to time travel.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-24-2014
Granted, but it's at the rate of one second per second.
I wish my dogs could use the toilet.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-24-2014
Granted, but you have to "go" outside
I wish for Nyan Cat
RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-24-2014
Granted, but it's on a permanent loop.
I wish my bones were made outta adamantium.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-24-2014
Granted, but Magneto decides to control the metal in your bones for the rest of your life and beyond.
I wish for the ability to teleport where I want, when I want.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-24-2014
Granted, but not how ya want...You're cut up into millions of little pieces and reassembled, which ya feel.
I wish I had a maid.
RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-24-2014
Granted, but she is Conswuella.
I wish for a tornado to destroy North Korea