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RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-24-2014

Granted, but it also destroys South Korea, Japan, and India, leaving a new Red China to conquer all of Asia, AND THE WORLD!

I wish to visit to Oz.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 04-25-2014

Granted, but as soon you take your first step, Oz collapses, burns to the ground, get flooded, get sucked up in a black hole, and vanishes. Then you get transported to a journey around the world crashing into every mountain in the way, including Mt. Everest, K2, Kilimanjaro, Elbrus, Mont Blanc, Kebnekaise, Mount Olympus, Denali aka Mt. McKinley, Erebos, and finally you get stranded on Olympus Mons.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 04-25-2014

I wish this thread is awesome.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-25-2014

Granted, but after an equally improbable and long winded adventure, you end up stranded on Olympus Mons with me. I I'm not letting you in my shiny new mars base.

I wish for sweet dreams.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-25-2014

Granted, but you have a terrible life.

I wish for Olympus Mons to become a volcano, and for me not to be on it when it erupts.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-25-2014

Granted, but it is currently a dormant volcano, and you aren't on it when it finally erupts because by that time you've long since been dead and buried and turned to dust.

I wish for a volcano powered planet ship.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-25-2014

Granted, but it becomes a cartoon from your childhood which ya can never remember the name of.

I wish I was gonna be 'round this weekend.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-25-2014

Granted, your body is contorted into the shape of a sphere. (That is what you meant by 'round right? Of course it was!)

I wish for a black sea fleet powerful enough to threaten the entire Mediterranean.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-29-2014

Granted, but it's an imaginary fleet.

I wish UFI ran for Mayor of Market Street.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-29-2014

Granted, but he loses.

I wish I was at trivia right now.