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RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 05-03-2014

Granted, You're washer now throws wet laundry at you at 30 times the speed of light, and your dryer is so hot that it ionizes whole universes into exploding.

Adorable Creatures Killed By Kris's Wish's: 3933

I wish to be a wizard with real magical power.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 05-03-2014

Granted, but accidentally end up in the Middle Ages and get killed by the Inquisition before you even get to try them.

I wish that I knew how you people in TSP looked like in real life.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - W3_Rulez - 05-03-2014

Granted, but they don't clean or dry your clothes quite enough.

I wish I had the combined fortunes of Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, and Scrooge McDuck.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Gordon Freeman - 05-03-2014

Granted, but just before you get your wish granted they all go bankrupt.

I wish to never have a nosebleed again.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 05-03-2014

Granted, but your gum bleed constantly.

I wish it would take so long to catch up on shows.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 05-03-2014

(05-03-2014, 10:18 PM)God-Emperor Wrote: Granted, but your gum bleed constantly.

I wish it would take so long to catch up on shows.

Granted, it takes the same amount of time to catch up on shows, but now all shows are aired on the same day, and each season is only one episode, meaning you have a year to wait in between new content for shows you actually like.

I wish someone would go back and corrupt The Solar System Scopes wish.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 05-04-2014

Granted, but they do it via PM.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to get a midnight snack.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Alv - 05-04-2014

Granted but all your food was expired
I wish i was more active.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 05-04-2014

Granted, but ya have less time to play Minecraft.

I wish I had a replicator.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 05-05-2014

Granted, but it replicates man-eating bunnies, which devour you before you can do anything.

I wish for a galaxy all to my own.