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RE: Corrupt a Wish - CrimsonTideFan - 04-02-2014

Granted, but you don't have it
I wish I had money


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-02-2014

Granted, but they're BitCoins.

I wish I had a big, fat, juicy bison steak cooked to perfection in front of me right now.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - CrimsonTideFan - 04-02-2014

Granted but a dog eats it before you do
I wish that my dog wasn't so high maintenance


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-02-2014

Granted, but he gets parvo.

I wish I actually liked to drink milk sans chocolate.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - CrimsonTideFan - 04-02-2014

Granted but you can only drink it that way
I wish that the Broncos will win the Superbowl


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-02-2014

Granted, but Manning goes out with a career endin' injury in the first seconds of the game.

I wish I had a convenience store in my apartment complex.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - CrimsonTideFan - 04-02-2014

Granted, but the power goes out and you apartment complex is filled with the stench of rancid meat, rotten eggs, and spoiled milk
I wish that I had a dollar


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-03-2014

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I had a cool superpower.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-03-2014

Granted, but you will only have it for one day.

I wish I had a bunny.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-03-2014

Granted, but it's harvested for its foot.

I wish I could watch all of YouTube.