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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 07-22-2014

Granted, but you never existed either.

I wish I had a donkey.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 07-22-2014

Granted, but everybody 'round ya makes ass jokes at your expense.

I wish I had a giant sea turtle.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - ProfessorHenn - 07-22-2014

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could be the top poster everyday.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 07-23-2014

Granted, but not in this forum.

I wish I had a duck.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - ProfessorHenn - 07-23-2014

Granted, I accidentally kill it. Sorry.

I wish I could speak Esperanto.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 07-23-2014

Granted, but no one else does.

I wish I never had to use the restroom.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 07-23-2014

Granted, but you live in one.

I wish I was a bottle of water.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - ProfessorHenn - 07-23-2014

Granted, but I drink you.

I wish I was as awesome as Stan Smith.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 07-23-2014

Granted, but Stan Smith stops being awesome.

I wish I had a clarinet.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - ProfessorHenn - 07-23-2014

Granted, but you play as good as Squidward. (I watched Sponge-Bob recently with my little sister)

I wish I wasn't so lazy.