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RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 10-09-2014

Granted. He shoots in the face for not grovelling before him.

I wish for a Star.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TAC Saxton - 10-09-2014

Granted, but it lands on you, killing you on impact.

I wish TUOFI would post more interesting things like on page 69 despite TS3's opinion.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 10-09-2014

Granted, but I makes jokes 'bout 69 'til the cows come home.

I wish I could change the channel with my mind.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 10-09-2014

Granted, but it also changes you as a person.

I wish I could pause time.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 10-09-2014

Granted, but ya can't start it again.

I wish I could make any woman fall in love with me.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TAC Saxton - 10-09-2014

Granted, but you are beaten by a group of jealous husbands.

I wish GE puked rainbows.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 10-09-2014

Granted, They shoot out of his mouth like brilliant lasers, burning all that they touch, and sealing in the succulent juices. Your death at the hands of his expelled rainbows is neither swift nor painless. And when all is finished, your ashen remains are blown away on the wind.

I wish for Transcendent Apotheosis!


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TAC Saxton - 10-09-2014

Granted, for one brilliantly shining moment, you are a god among gods, then you fall farther than anything ever has. The world curses your name for thousands of years as you spend the rest of eternity in the deepest pit in the deepest circle of hell suffering beyond imagination.

I wish enthusiasm was power.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 10-10-2014

Granted, every time you're enthusiast you get shot into space.

I wish people didn't celebrate Christmas, Easter, Halloween, birthdays etc.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TAC Saxton - 10-10-2014

Granted, all holidays are now taboo, but without holidays families almost never get together anymore. People become more and more introverted by the day and soon no one does anything for anyone except themselves. With the worlds population becoming isolationists, humanity goes into a slow but steady rate of decline into extinction.

I wish I transcended time and space.