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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 11-24-2014

Granted, but only very young children approve of it, like the Teletubbies.

I wish I could deduce the static beam equation.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - RandomGuy199 - 11-24-2014

Granted, but two seconds after deducing it you are hit by a truck, causing you to have amnesia and forget the equation.

I wish I could control fire with my hands.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 11-25-2014

Granted, but you are not resistant to it, creating third degree burns.

I wish creating graphs on my calculator was easier. (without changing the properties of the rest)


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Qwert - 11-25-2014

Granted, but it lowers the calculation speed severely.

I wish I had a Vulcan by my side to help me make difficult decisions.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - RandomGuy199 - 11-25-2014

Granted, but you have to pay him a million dollars every time he helps you.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TAC Saxton - 11-25-2014

Granted, but your internet security is severely and permanently compromised.

I wish monetary value never existed.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 11-26-2014

Granted, but now you don't exist.

I wish Google was a better search engine.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - RandomGuy199 - 11-26-2014

Granted, but you have to pay to use it.

I wish for Venezuela to win next year's Copa América (also known as South American Football Championship).


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 11-27-2014

Granted, but it is the last thing it wins ever.

I wish that my nose stopped running.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - TAC Saxton - 11-27-2014

Granted, your nose gets stuffy instead.

I wish I had room for more Apple Pie.