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RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-04-2014

Granted, Leaves of Grass leave Walter White in the bathroom

I wish for a can opener.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-04-2014

Granted, but the can opener has a life of its own and leaves you after two days.

I wish I knew what the voice of Perry the Platypus would sound like.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Rebeltopia - 04-04-2014

Granted, but then you go deaf, and cant never hear again.

I wish for a house by a creek, with the love of my life, til we both grow old.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - God-Emperor - 04-04-2014

Granted, but you catch an agin' disease and grow old over night.

I wish I could fix my hair at a certain length without cuttin' it.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-04-2014

Granted, you go bald.

All I wish for is a tall ship, and a star to sail her by.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Solar System Scope - 04-05-2014

Granted, but the ship will have your name spelt "Thih Youneeon oph Phrih Eendhievviidduuuahllss".

I wish for a telescope that you can see planets, moons, nebulae, galaxies and stars through.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-05-2014

Granted, but it is so heavy it cannot be turned or angled.

I wish for a wish.


Corrupt a Wish - Kris Kringle - 04-05-2014

Granted, but that wish won't come true.

I wish I didn't have to recover a class right now.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - Arbiter08 - 04-05-2014

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish for all sickness to be cured.


RE: Corrupt a Wish - The Union of Free Individuals - 04-06-2014

Granted, but the total collapse of the pharmaceutical industry causes widespread chaos, all world governments collapse, and more people die from injury and starvation then would have from sickness. Also the world explodes. Just because.

I wish for a new world.