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BREAKING: Pay Scandal in the Ministry of Regional Affairs - Kris Kringle - 10-30-2015
BREAKING: Pay Scandal in the Ministry of Regional Affairs
by Scylla
THE SOUTH PACIFIC — Workers in the Ministry of Regional Affairs are quitting and going on strike in droves as Minister Kris Kringle refuses to pay wages. Workers have informed the Onion that unsatisfactory work conditions, such as an absence of lavatories, desks or seats are also influential factors. Anonymous sources have claimed that Mr. Kringle's work expectations are unachievably high, and when the standards are not met the pay is withheld and whips are brought out.
Reports have surfaced of the Minister preparing a time travelling car to go back and undo this scandal, but evidence has yet to be provided. When contacted, the Minister expressed joy at the scandal.
Scylla: FEIRMONT
Scylla: YOUR MINISTER IS WITHHOLDING PAY
Scylla: THIS IS A SCANDAL
Kris Kringle: YES!
Delegate Feirmont has been reached out to but is yet to respond.
by Scylla
THE SOUTH PACIFIC — Workers in the Ministry of Regional Affairs are quitting and going on strike in droves as Minister Kris Kringle refuses to pay wages. Workers have informed the Onion that unsatisfactory work conditions, such as an absence of lavatories, desks or seats are also influential factors. Anonymous sources have claimed that Mr. Kringle's work expectations are unachievably high, and when the standards are not met the pay is withheld and whips are brought out.
Reports have surfaced of the Minister preparing a time travelling car to go back and undo this scandal, but evidence has yet to be provided. When contacted, the Minister expressed joy at the scandal.
Scylla: FEIRMONT
Scylla: YOUR MINISTER IS WITHHOLDING PAY
Scylla: THIS IS A SCANDAL
Kris Kringle: YES!
Delegate Feirmont has been reached out to but is yet to respond.
RE: BREAKING: Pay Scandal in the Ministry of Regional Affairs - Darkstrait - 11-01-2015
Nice
RE: BREAKING: Pay Scandal in the Ministry of Regional Affairs - rhinotaz - 11-01-2015
That SNES lying on the table. [Image: dummy.gif]