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Vote for THE SNAP - islands_of_unity - 01-04-2019
Hi I'm Islands
You probably know me as the legislator who has beef with all the other legislators.
But I am so much more than that! I also have vegan options!
I dont have the time to actually run like how I planned on, and i furthermore wouldnt have the time to actually lead like how i would like to...
BUT I could be able to lead a group half of that size.
A vote for me would be a vote to decimate the population of the south pacific
I would personally go through a list of citizens and use a random number generator to determine if they are allowed to remain in the region- i would do the same for the list of legislators as their involvment is higher and they would have a chance at being disporportianatly unaffected by THE SNAP.
This event will single handidly end the control of the establishment (or the new guys depending on your views) and also be a fair and cruelty free way of ushering in the new year in tsp!
I must remind you that I myself have a 50% chance of being snapped.
What else would i do as delegate?
Not much, probably just use the position for personal financial enrichment tbh...
MY INFO
I have been personally involved with every region we dont like, expecially the one you like the least.
I have about 50 alternative accounts and am the head of a spying region that is determined to figure out the exact recipe for SPIT
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - islands_of_unity - 01-04-2019
The list of legislators being SNAPPED will be here when I finish the calculations using the random number generator.
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - New Haudenosaunee Confederacy - 01-04-2019
(01-04-2019, 09:42 PM)islands_of_unity Wrote: I also have vegan options!Remove everything else and make this the only part of your campaign, that'll get you some voters.
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - islands_of_unity - 01-04-2019
(01-04-2019, 09:46 PM)New Haudenosaunee Confederacy Wrote:(01-04-2019, 09:42 PM)islands_of_unity Wrote: I also have vegan options!Remove everything else and make this the only part of your campaign, that'll get you some voters.
No
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - islands_of_unity - 01-04-2019
I have went through the legislator list and determined who will be snapped away if i am elected:
Methods included a ton of auditing, fasting, and weeping; but also a lot of hope. I went through the list of legislators and used a random number generator to determine who would stay: If a 1 was produced, they were safe. If a 2 appeared they were marked for banjection.
covfefe.
Here's who's safe's:
Amerion
Atlantica
Awe
Beepee
Belschaft
Darakin
Dillguy9
Felis
Gordon Freeman
Greermusicx
Ilovescience
Islands of unity
Jebediah
Kris kringle
Lilzander
Midand
Mintyko
Nat
Prarie
Bzern
Quietdad
Qvait
Roavin
Glenn
Seraph
Sutabre
The sahkinlsk empire
Serres
TSSS
Tsunamy
Viet
Those who will be snapped:
Balti
Benjamin Mark
Concrete Slab
Divine Owl
Farengeto
Goverwal
Hakketomat
Frost
Khazadine
Kurnugia
Luddsig
Mitandersfors
Morinth20
Nakari
NHC
Omega
Panda
Poppy
Pronoun
Qaz
Qwert
Rebeltopia
Ryccia
Seanadia
Somyrion
Spenty
Supercow77
Tamilan
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - islands_of_unity - 01-04-2019
Any further questions will be awnsered with either "I'm just here so I dont get fined" Or everything thanos said on the movies.. (Depending on if you're due to be banned or if you were spared ofc)
Thank you for your time, and your love
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - Roavin - 01-04-2019
Are you gluten free?
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - islands_of_unity - 01-04-2019
(01-04-2019, 10:22 PM)Roavin Wrote: Are you gluten free?
I'm just here so I don't get fined
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - Rebeltopia - 01-04-2019
So what youre saying is that you're here to run for Delegate?
RE: Vote for THE SNAP - Poppy - 01-04-2019
Oh look, a joke campaign. That's never been done before
