Granted. You spontaneously combust from so much unspent energy.
I wish for a winged tiger.
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Granted, but it's most extremely dangerous.
I wish for the ability to do homework faster than my (current) top speed.
Granted, but the rate at which you get more homework always is exponentially larger than the speed at which you complete it.
I wish I knew more about a certain really awesome new user. 
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Granted, but you forget it all a few moments later.
I wish I could eat my favorite food more often.
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Granted, but you're now fatally allergic to it.
I wish for a very large syringe.
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Granted, but it's not large enough for you.
I wish for more spam.
Granted. It's so spammy you get a stroke.
I wish for bacon.
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Granted. Burned bacon coming up!
I wish my wish will come true.
Granted! It becomes undone after a second, though.
I wish you talked more.
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Granted, but you can't hear me talk now.
I wish for the ability to be invisible.
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