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The Serres Republic · 01-10-2016, 10:15 PM

What about Coitus?

Coitus is fun to say xD

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Sam111 · 01-10-2016, 10:48 PM

Sex sex sex

Hello

Tyegëa · 01-10-2016, 10:58 PM

(01-10-2016, 09:27 PM)Ryccia Wrote: Hi! I know you!

Yes, I do.

And, as long as you are not meaning THAT definition, feel free.

By THAT definition, do you mean in the Moderation and Technical forums? o_O

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rhinotaz · 01-11-2016, 12:19 AM

Sex?

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Tyegëa · 01-11-2016, 04:32 AM

Lt. Tyegëa in her standard-issue blue-and-gold military uniform walks into the bar... and the doorframe. Adjusting her beret with DEN's seal embroidered upon its front, so as to pull her long hair away from her eyes, she regains her footing, wincing in pain.

"Son of a..." she muttered under her breath, clutching her elbow. "It just had to be the funny-bone!"

Crying out, Tyegëa staggered towards the bar and, hoping for something strong to dull the pain, quickly took a look at the list of drinks available. Skimming past the light beers, wines, brandies, scotches and even the vodkas, she immediately feasted her eyes on the liqueurs, the strongest of the strong.

"Hail, Barkeep!" signalled she, taking a seat between gasps, "I don't suppose you could serve up three-and-a-half shots of Midori, mixed with lemonade in a tankard, eh?"

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rhinotaz · 01-11-2016, 05:02 AM

New 'round here, eh?

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Tyegëa · 01-11-2016, 05:39 AM

Tyegëa blushes, stifling a giggle in slight embarrassment at the barkeep's words, but in vain as she giggles anyway before wincing at her sore elbow. Attempting to compose herself, she thinks up a witty comeback:

"Ah, yes!" she replies sweetly. "Also, you need wider doors", she continued sheepishly, stifling yet another giggle.

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Ryccia · 01-11-2016, 06:26 AM

Whatever. Like we say in my homeland, Allá tú.

*Serves order to Tyegëa*

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ProfessorHenn · 01-11-2016, 07:08 AM

Bartender, knock me out.

Reason why.

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Darkstrait · 01-11-2016, 07:22 AM

*reenters the bar and sits down*

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