Granted. You step on a mine.

I wish for a better salary.

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Granted but people despise you due to your wealth. :(.

I wish for hugs

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Granted. They have the force of a thousand suns behind them and squish your organs up and out of your orifices.

I wish for people to be more careful.

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Granted, they are forever immobilized to not step on an amoeba.

I wish school didn't take up so much time.

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Granted. You are of sendings to Gulag. Enjoy forced labor in the cold and hunger.

I wish for a segway.

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Granted, it is made out of Subway sandwiches taped together.

I wish that I could control any kind of energy and mass.

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Granted, but only in a radius of 1 milimeter around the tip of your left big toe.

I wish for a pet friendly velociraptor.

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Granted, after 5 years of bonding and friendship a giant mutant dinosaur shows up and eats it in front of you, and then eats you.

I wish for a beautiful narration voice.

Greetings, I am The Serres Republic.

Currently 'The Future Greatest and Most Splendid General of All TSP.'

I know you all look forward to when I complete my grand quest ;P.

Official ‘Most Dedicated Raider’ in all of TSP. Look at me all evil and shtuff ;P

Heck I was MoFA, Now Im PM. I must be loved owo

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Granted. You sound like Morgan Freeman, but as you don't know how to control your godly voice, you kill yourself by lowly saying the word "duck" over and over.

I wish for a pizza.

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Granted but it's your least favourite flavour.

I wish for rainbows.

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