Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide |
=RECEIVING TRANSMISSION - SOURCE UNKNOWN=
=PRIORITY 5 - MAXIMUM ALERT=
=TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY=
If you are receiving this message the outbreak has begun. ████████████████████ Initial containment efforts have been relatively successful ████████████████████████, however all models indicate less than two weeks until the outbreak reaches a tipping point ████████████████████. ████████████████████████ Trillions may die. The virus ███████████████████████████████████████████████ causes rapid "zombification" █████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████ and is extremely virulent. █████████████████ proposes 3 national approaches to the outbreak: 1. Cure - ██████████████████████████████████████ there is currently no █████████████ cure. ███████████████████████████████████ Dedicating national efforts to cure will slow the infection rates across the region ██████████████████████████ based on population, ████████████████████████████████████ allows launching cure missiles against other nations ███████████████████████ converting undead into survivors ███████████████. The amount converted is based on infected population ███████████████, and it is considered a priority to target large nations ██████████████████████. 2. Kill - ██████████████████ Dedicates national effort to exterminating zombies within your nation, and ███████████████████████ allows sending "kill squads" into other nations to ███████████ exterminate ████████ undead ██████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████. DO NOT USE ON OTHER NATIONS ████████████████ ATTEMPTING TO CURE OR KILL █████████████. 3. Embrace - DO NOT ENACT. ██████████████████████████ ███████████████████ embracing the apocalypse █████████████████████ ██████████████████ and causing rapid spread of the virus to your population ███████████████████████. Allows ████████ organized █████████ hordes to invade other nations ████████████████████ infecting its population further. ██████████████ attempting to cure these nations ███████████ may prove futile █████████████████. ██████████████████████████████ provides the following strategies ██████████████ to surviving the outbreak ██████████████████: a. If an infected nation contains large numbers of undead for extended periods ████████████ ███████████████ they will starve ██████████████ and die. ████████████████████████████████ b. Continual support of a selected approach ██████████████ will allow the development ██████████████ of more advanced ████████ cure ████████ missiles and ███████████ kill squads ██████████. c. Switching your focus █████████████ will allow development of its respective path ████████████ while ████████ maintaining ██████ previous superweapons █████████████████████████████. Undead populations ████████████ will contribute to █████████████ the formation of ██████████ hordes ████████████████████. d. ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ e. Exterminating ███████████ undead of ███████████ embracing █████████ nations ██████████████████ will ██████████████████████ eliminate their ability to ██████████████████ infect other nations. f. All cure nations ████████████████ will contribute to a ████████████ regional cure █████████████████. If completed, ████████████████ it will cure all undead in the region ██████████████████████████████████. g. ████████ superweapons have a greater █████████████████ impact on a larger █████████ target population. ████████████████ Large, high ████████ infection take precedence over those with low infections ███████████████████████████████████████. ██████████████████████!!! ███████████████████ CO-ORDINATION IS CRITICAL! █████████████████████ (Submit your suggestions and additions below, the goal is to have a list to link during the Apocalypse.)
Hmmm, now I've got more info. I'll cure. That's what seems should be the best option.
Is a Zombie Invasion seriously the best idea that Max Barry thought of? It should be a Syrian Refugee Invasion
wow.
Darkstrait :ninja:
Former Justice, Former Local Councilor, Roleplayer, Former SPSF Deputy for Recruitment, Politically Active Citizen, Ex-Spammer Supreme, and Resident Geek "Hats is very fashion this year."
Researching cure... I think :/
(10-30-2015, 09:37 AM)Arux Wrote: Is a Zombie Invasion seriously the best idea that Max Barry thought of? It should be a Syrian Refugee Invasion I know right?
I am Zadiner/Zak. Part of Assembly, some other stuff, Founder of some other region.
Hey, I have a bunch of issues. You don't need to care. Emoji of the week: :dodgy: |
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