*Jams Q,W,E,R,T, backspace, and enter keys*
N_v__ mind. I can'_ _yp_ now.
*Fixes keyboard*
*Covers base of hill with cookies*
*Climbs hill*
*Hands paper to Qwert that says:* It has come to my attention that this mound of earth, commonly described as a "hill," has been occupied by you for about 4 whole hours - much too long. It is with no pity or sadness that I inform you I must forcibly remove you from this "hill."
*Trips Qwert with cookie used like frisbee, then "forcibly removes" him from the hill*
Say goodbye to the cookie deal.