Sells state secrets to the Russians to become free again.
What now? Well... Grabs some bills and shoves them in @Imperial Frost Federation 's pocket and calls the IRS.
Well have fun in my cell. Kicks ATM-ATM off the hill and takes his place on the luscious hill and says screw it.
I propose a Council of the Hill. No back-stabbing, just a council of the most powerful king of the hills. Eh? Grabs a gun, just in case.