Sam, an intern at the TSP Governing Center, finishes his shift as a welcomer for the day. He is tired and desperately longs to put his feet up and drink a cool glass of SPIT, but his SPIT was missing. Thinking it was his co-worker, Bob (who frequents the Hall of Spam), he hurries up the ice blue stairs and (now having trouble breathing; it is a long staircase) tiredly but triumphantly opens the door to the massive hall of spam.
"Oh no!" He cries, "This isn't spam! This is... a room full of Onderwalls... and they're alive!" But then he remembers something, and he reaches into his pockets and retrieves his golden pocketwatch. He uses it to turn back time, and he sees Bob absolutely gobbling up his glass of SPIT. Outraged, he kicks Bob on the head and drinks the remaining SPIT, but then...

Ryccia woke up