S
oon, our region will begin to vote, in a poll, for the Head Wizard of the Lampshade Cabinet.
Here are some highlights for the many reasons why you should vote for The a Grand Duchy of New Kravania:- Invent a time machine and constantly travel backwards and forwards in time so that I am always Head Wizard.
- Take the future time machine back in time, so that I can give one to every nation. Then, you can do what they like with it.
- Every nation will be granted for three of their wishes to come true. They can be ANYTHING.
- I will create a real life, talking Olaf... Made of marshmallows!
- I will build an exact replica of Hogwarts School and every nation may shotgun a room for their embassy.
- I will completely reform the wizard league, and everyone - I mean everyone - will be a member.
- Anybody who votes for me will suddenly be given the power of turning anything that ticks into gold.
- Thankyou for listening -
UPDATE:
- Anyone who votes New Kravania for Head Wizard will receive a new Playstation and games on pre-order via good ol' Father C-dawg.
