Fortunately, Llama had a life jacket on. Unfortunately, there were sharks in the water. Fortunately, the sharks were very full. Unfortunately, there was a crocodile in the water too! Fortunately, the crocodile didn't have any teeth. Unfortunately, the crocodile had guns. Fortunately they didn't know, how to use these guns. Unfortunately for them, Llama did. Fortunately the bullets were made of llama fur.

Unfortunately Llama didn't have fingers to pull the trigger. Fortunately, he used his big llama tongue to pull the trigger. Unfortunately, I decided to turn away from it all, only to be caught by gangsters. Fortunately those gangsters were cats. Unfortunately, they were genetically enhanced super evil cats. Fortunately genetically enhanced super evil gangster cats wanted to make Llama their friend because of his soft fur. Unfortunately, they had allergies to llama fur. Fortunately, They sent the Llama to Australia to be friends with a Kangaroo since they couldn't.

Unfortunately the kangaroo was a boxer. Fortunately, he had an injury from his last match-up against Muhammad Ali. Unfortunately, Muhammad Ali was there with them.