TSP's own grumpy but lovable @sandaoguo (aka Glen-Rhodes, GR, or Glen) has a fascinating effect on the NS Gameplay forum. Anything he writes is, in some fashion, interpreted in the worst fashion possible. TSP can probably do it better than the randos on NSGP, though, and this spam game will show it!

Here's how this game works: Every post ends with an innocuous statement that you could imagine Glen making. Every post begins with you telling somebody else about what Glen wrote in the previous post, but misconstrued and misinterpreted in the worst way possible. For example, if the previous post's innocuous statement was "They should feed starving adults and children in Africa", the response could be something like "Did you hear?! GR just literally said that starving adults in Africa should be fed children!111".

I'll start with an innocuous statement - in fact, something Glen said on Discord yesterday:

"I have a hacked together system that blocks IPs associated with spamlists"