Drama Llama strikes the High Court and polling booths

[Fudgetopia Government Centre] October 11

In a shocking attack, the Fudgetopia Government Centre and four polling booths were rocked by several explosions.

Reports are flooding in but it appears Prime Ministerial candidate and Minister of Regional Affairs Islands of Unity as well as the current Chair of the Assembly and Minister of Military Affairs candidate Roavin were injured in the separate blasts.

Chair Roavin had just come down from the steps of the High Court after submitting a surprising charge which alleged crimes of espionage on both his and Minister Unity’s part.

Minister Unity had been at the Mount Violet community center, giving a speech to his supporters gathered outside the recently opened polling station.

Both have been airlifted to Treasure Island General Hospital.

A statement was delivered to the Southern Journal newspaper by an unsuspecting courier. Allegedly written the Drama Llama Farm Collective, the statement casts blame on the two candidates for their conduct and concluded with a vow to permanently remove them from South Pacific politics.

The Collective formed in 2011 as a guerrilla unit operating in The South Pacific’s southern most tropical island and agitated for an overthrow of democratic governance and the installation of a Balderian regime. In recent years, the Collective has increased the scale of their campaign to involve attacks on prominent persons.

In September, the Drama Llama Farm Collective claimed credited for the assassinations of Minister Tim and Former Delegate Escade. The public nature of the attacks on two of The South Pacific’s most high profile politicians left the Coalition reeling.

This is a developing story.