(01-09-2021, 06:56 AM)Nat Wrote: Could Colonel Llama please enlighten us as to which side of the Great Emu War that the Supreme Leader's soldiers fought on? Obviously it was the true, right, and just side. However, my most feeble memory has led me to forget which side this was. Many thanks in advance.

As one is no doubt well aware, the Emu War was but a brutal affair — there were no innocents, humans or emus alike. Naturally, as the Supreme Zookeeper of the South Pacific, my affinity and support lent itself towards committing my animal reserves to the side of the large flightless birds.

However, as I bore witness to the savagery of those beasts who at one point in the war pecked at the eyes of the Australian contingent, I found myself having to realign my forces with the Royal Australian Army — an alliance which would last until the unfortunately unsuccessful conclusion of the war.