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High Court of the South Pacific
Case Submission

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Your Honours,

I, Belschaft, respectfully submit the following case for consideration by the High Court. I hereby state that the information within this submission is true, to the best of my knowledge, and that there is no malicious intent or vexatious nature to it. I further promise to make myself available to any future questions or request from the Court in order to ensure that this case is fairly considered.

Nation: Belschaft

Reference Name: Belschaft vs. Minister of Culture, Minister of Foreign Affairs, the Cabinet, et al

Description: Your honours,

On 29/04/21 the Ministry of Culture announced a "Theme Thursday" competition with a theme of "Very Epic Flags".



On 30/04/21 the Ministry of Culture announced that the Minister of Foreign Affairs was the winner, for the following submission;



This submission is both very clearly not a flag and not epic at all. What is more it was selected over the following submission which is not only a flag, but objectively speaking the most epic flag.



In doing so the Minister of Culture misused their public office by granting a reward to a Cabinet colleague which they neither deserved or were eligible for. This is an undeniable case of both Corruption and Bribery, in which both the Minister of Culture and Minister of Foreign Affairs were complicit.

Further to this, and due to the involvement of multiple Cabinet members in a criminal conspiracy, an additional charge of Organised Crime must be submitted against the Cabinet as a whole, including the Prime Minister, Cabinet Ministers, Cabinet Advisors, and Deputy Ministers. It is clear that under the terms of the Criminal Code the Cabinet has acted as "a group or association" which has committed criminal acts in the South Pacific.

Your honours, as such it is with great reluctance that I must ask for the immediate indictment of the Minister of Culture for the crimes of Corruption and Bribery, the Minister of Foreign Affairs for the crime of Bribery, and the Cabinet as a whole - including the Ministers of Culture and Foreign Affairs - for Organised Crime.

Finally, and with the Cabinet as a whole identified as part of an organised crime group I must ask that the Court issue a temporary injunction suspending all members from office until further notice, and placing the Subversion and Sandwiches Minister in temporary command of the region as a suitable uninvolved individual.

Question: Corruption, Bribery, Organised Crime