Recently, the argument over Pie vs. Cake has been rekindled. TSP is on the verge of civil war. But there is a problem: the Pie faction is essentially leaderless and weak. Therefore, I propose to move Pieism in TSP down a radical new path, in which our enemies, the Cakeists, shall be utterly destroyed, and those who chose to find a middle ground shall be ruthlessly subjugated.
I hereby declare myself the leader of the Radical Pieist Cult.
All those who join get to make up a cool position for themselves and also get cool hats.

Current ranks:
High Supreme Priest of the High Lord Pie
Darkstrait