King of the Hill |
*Shakes head* First its FROST, FROST! And Second Thank ye for bringin meh favorite food, the souls of the undead, unliving or whatever they call it nowadays. Third its O B V I L I O N not Oblivian, so I don’t know how you got my favorite food from nowhere, but whatever. Fourth, did I mention all life forms have water inside of their body? Finally *picks up Gandalf’s staff* You…. Shall Not….. PASS!!! *hits the staff on the ground causing the dwarves to scream in agony as they boil inside their armor as the curse boils the water inside their body. Simultaneously the souls of the Oblivian soldiers are ripped out of their bodies leaving them as a husk. After consuming the souls, the Frost grins devilishly and says, “You’re only hope be the great Retcon button to remove all of this fantastical nonsense, but it’s also mine!”
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