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Well, due to... recent political events, plus all the improbable shit that has happened this year, it's pretty obvious that we are close to the Apocalypse. So, I decided I would do a... decent job, at least for once. That way, when global warming kicks us in the balls (a certain president-elect seems to think it is a "Chinese hoax"), and our cities sink to the bottom of the sea, I'll have no regrets! *Drinks two shots of vodka*
Now, I'll be selling beef jerky and canned food for a discount of 50%. They're Apocalypcious!
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair |
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