Fortunately, Llama had a life jacket on. Unfortunately, there were sharks in the water. Fortunately, the sharks were very full. Unfortunately, there was a crocodile in the water too! Fortunately, the crocodile didn't have any teeth. Unfortunately, the crocodile had guns. Fortunately they didn't know, how to use these guns. Unfortunately for them, Llama did. Fortunately the bullets were made of llama fur.
Unfortunately Llama didn't have fingers to pull the trigger. Fortunately, he used his big llama tongue to pull the trigger
John Hills- President of Ausstan